10 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace :

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses
on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They
Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If
They Want Fries with that.
3. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
"For Smuggling Diamonds"
4. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
The Prophecy."
5. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
6. Sing Along whenever you hear a song
7. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
Play tropical Sounds All Day.
8. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Bottom.
9. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream
"I Won!, I Won!"
10. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

Stress Therapy
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